Wyeth Pharmaceuticals unveiled a new pain-causing line of Advil this week that will help millions of benumbed, hollow consumers to feel at least somewhat alive for up to four hours.
Haha emos. The Onion is quickly becoming one of my favorite sites
Monday, December 1, 2008
New Pain-Inducing Advil Created For People Who Just Want To Feel Something, Anything | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
New Pain-Inducing Advil Created For People Who Just Want To Feel Something, Anything | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Haha emos. The Onion is quickly becoming one of my favorite sites
Haha emos. The Onion is quickly becoming one of my favorite sites
American Airlines Now Charging Fees To Non-Passengers | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
American Airlines Now Charging Fees To Non-Passengers | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
I thought this was pretty funny. Airlines these days keep piling on the charges and subcharges.
Cash-strapped American Airlines announced a new series of fees this week that will apply to all customers not currently flying, scheduled to fly, or even thinking about flying aboard the commercial carrier
I thought this was pretty funny. Airlines these days keep piling on the charges and subcharges.
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