Wyeth Pharmaceuticals unveiled a new pain-causing line of Advil this week that will help millions of benumbed, hollow consumers to feel at least somewhat alive for up to four hours.
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Monday, December 1, 2008
New Pain-Inducing Advil Created For People Who Just Want To Feel Something, Anything | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
New Pain-Inducing Advil Created For People Who Just Want To Feel Something, Anything | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Haha emos. The Onion is quickly becoming one of my favorite sites
Haha emos. The Onion is quickly becoming one of my favorite sites
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This is crazy! I thought Advil would only be used when i got a tummy ache or a fever or something..!
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